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'It's both physical and chemical. She works in a lab.'

Carbon Dating.

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Boat wedding.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Quantum Psychic

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't

Cosmonaut

'Hon, I'm home!'

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

Barman In Love.

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

'Romeo and Julietta'

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

Astronaut love

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

Pheromones.

'Then, after a while, the pitter patter of tiny running shoes.'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

The Loving Couple