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'You'r either having trouble hearing, or there's a boy you want to be closer to.'

'Find out if she would have like me if I hadn't asked so many people.'

"If it's a scary movie, maybe Estella will be all over me!"

'Want to go mess up some political careers?'

"Let's hope Jenkins has the presence of mind to run out of petrol."

Carbon Dating.

Quantum Psychic

"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

'Romeo and Julietta'

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?"

"Why won't you cuddle?"

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

"Oh darling! I just got your wonderful value added proposition! Of course I'll marry you!"

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Then, after a while, the pitter patter of tiny running shoes.'

'It would never work, Tommy - you have all the growth funds and mine are all value...'

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

Mergers or acquisitions.

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'And that, in a nutshell, is why men don't understand women.'

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

'I can't believe she married the prince after only one date.'

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"But gosh, Ursula, together we'd be exactly what every major advertiser is trying to reach."

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."