Sweet Schemers T-Shirts

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

Boy and Bear and Monster

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

"It's a setup."

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

No Miss, I wasn't day dreaming. I was planning my summer vacation!

'Is that you, Take That?'

"You should have purchased the extended warranty."

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."

'You'r either having trouble hearing, or there's a boy you want to be closer to.'

Valentine Comix

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

"Brilliant idea of yours,darling-only inviting no-sweet tooths!"

Boy standing on 'The Joy of Sex' book.

"I was thinking more of a leap-year wedding."

Agent with security case proposes to girlfriend with ring that has a tiny security case chained to it.

A trap for Santa

Revenge on Santa

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

'There's no money in comic strips.'

"May I have your attention? For Christmas, all I want is for everyone to write a note on how smart, charming and social I am. I'm collecting college reference letters before I enter my terrible teens."

'Find out if she would have like me if I hadn't asked so many people.'

Robert Macaire as a Matrimonial Agent

Fake it with Flowers.

'I can't remember a day this hot, can you?'

"If I do that to my own Barbie, imagine what might happen to a tattle-tale."

"Keep an eye on that Santa...I think he might be a damned headhunter!"