Santa Schemers T-Shirts

Bring Santa schemers to life on t-shirts—whimsical, witty, and perfect for holiday mischief enthusiasts to wear their festive spirit with pride and humor.

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Revenge on Santa

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Punk Reindeer

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'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!' mockup

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

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Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?"

Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?" mockup

Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?"

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"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion." mockup

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

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"I've made myself a success through a combination of long-term planning and short term tantrums."

"I've made myself a success through a combination of long-term planning and short term tantrums." mockup

"I've made myself a success through a combination of long-term planning and short term tantrums."

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"Do you call this a business plan?" mockup

"Do you call this a business plan?"

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"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?" mockup

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

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'Here's the game plan going forward. We acknowledge any and all 'mistakes,' then fake fixing them.'

'Here's the game plan going forward. We acknowledge any and all 'mistakes,' then fake fixing them.' mockup

'Here's the game plan going forward. We acknowledge any and all 'mistakes,' then fake fixing them.'

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"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good." mockup

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

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'Things look much better long-term, once we pass the statute of limitations.'

'Things look much better long-term, once we pass the statute of limitations.' mockup

'Things look much better long-term, once we pass the statute of limitations.'

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"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project." mockup

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

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And here is where we stooped to the level of the competition.

And here is where we stooped to the level of the competition. mockup

And here is where we stooped to the level of the competition.

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'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... ' mockup

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

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'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!' mockup

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

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"I don't think much of their defence." mockup

"I don't think much of their defence."

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"I've come up with all the right words for our new sales strategy, now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

"I've come up with all the right words for our new sales strategy, now we just need to work out what order to put them in!" mockup

"I've come up with all the right words for our new sales strategy, now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

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"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus." mockup

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."

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'Just tell him you've been good. Don't overdo it.'

'Just tell him you've been good. Don't overdo it.' mockup

'Just tell him you've been good. Don't overdo it.'

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Ever vigilant, the restive Claus uses it to get an early start on the naughty and nice list.

Ever vigilant, the restive Claus uses it to get an early start on the naughty and nice list. mockup

Ever vigilant, the restive Claus uses it to get an early start on the naughty and nice list.

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"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C." mockup

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

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'I don't really believe in Santa Claus anymore, but I don't want to disillusion my parents.'

'I don't really believe in Santa Claus anymore, but I don't want to disillusion my parents.' mockup

'I don't really believe in Santa Claus anymore, but I don't want to disillusion my parents.'

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About Santa 2017.

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"We love your results. We're just a weeny bit concerned about your methods."

"We love your results. We're just a weeny bit concerned about your methods." mockup

"We love your results. We're just a weeny bit concerned about your methods."

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Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa. mockup

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

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"Boss, there's a rumor going around that someone lost a $1,000 bill in the cafe. There are like 200 people out there." "Interesting. And I assume they're all looking for the $1,000 bill. I assume they don't want anyone else to know about it before they find it." "I assume each of them is buying our food and drink so the others won't suspect they're here with ulterior motives." "I wonder who could have possibly spread such a rumor in the first place?" "Very bad man."

"Boss, there's a rumor going around that someone lost a $1,000 bill in the cafe. There are like 200 people out there." "Interesting. And I assume they're all looking for the $1,000 bill. I assume they don't want anyone else to know about it before they find it." "I assume each of them is buying our food and drink so the others won't suspect they're here with ulterior motives." "I wonder who could have possibly spread such a rumor in the first place?" "Very bad man."

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