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"There goes another childhood illusion. When I was a kid, he had eight reindeer."

Santa Claus's Mail

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

High security Santa's grotto

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Santa Dog

Filming Christmas

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Santa CGI Effect

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Meet Santa's entourage

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"I want a pony!"

'And that,and that,and that...'

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

The Reindeer Strike

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

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