Sweet Schemers Mugs

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Boy and Bear and Monster

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

"It's a setup."

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

No Miss, I wasn't day dreaming. I was planning my summer vacation!

'Is that you, Take That?'

"So you want to hide it from other squirrels by presented to deposit it in savings, then taking it back and putting it in a secret account?"

"You should have purchased the extended warranty."

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

'You'r either having trouble hearing, or there's a boy you want to be closer to.'

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

Valentine Comix

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

"Brilliant idea of yours,darling-only inviting no-sweet tooths!"

Boy standing on 'The Joy of Sex' book.

'There's no money in comic strips.'

"I was thinking more of a leap-year wedding."

A trap for Santa

"May I have your attention? For Christmas, all I want is for everyone to write a note on how smart, charming and social I am. I'm collecting college reference letters before I enter my terrible teens."

Revenge on Santa

Robert Macaire as a Matrimonial Agent

Agent with security case proposes to girlfriend with ring that has a tiny security case chained to it.

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

'Find out if she would have like me if I hadn't asked so many people.'

Fake it with Flowers.

"If I do that to my own Barbie, imagine what might happen to a tattle-tale."

Bar. Go tell her you like long walks on the beach. She's a sandpiper.

'I can't remember a day this hot, can you?'

"So, if you could date anyone, who would it be?"