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Boy and Bear and Monster

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'I'm working off Saturday's sundae.'

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

"This alternate reality thing is awesome! Donald Trump made Mexico build a wall, Hillary Clinton's in jail, and my wife thinks I'm George Clooney."

'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

'Is that you, Take That?'

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

Giant Birthday Cake

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

'Whoa! Really? You offer a full refund on any engagement ring for up to two years?! Very cool!'

"We're not dividing the bill. We're dividing the calories. Two people had cheesecake..."

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

"Brilliant idea of yours,darling-only inviting no-sweet tooths!"

'I always thought the expression 'the road to success is paved with failure' was just a random saying and not the literal truth...'

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

The Five Major Rule Changes in Major League Baseball.

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

'I'm waiting for the Government to build an elevator!'

'My husband wants to see your most expensive diamonds.'

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'Thou shalt make room for donuts...it's a new commandment for the Church of Danae.'

"They represent the candy cane guild."

Gingerbread House