Sweet Dreamers' Society Pillows

Boy and Bear and Monster

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'I'm working off Saturday's sundae.'

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

"I dreamed that butter and sugar and eggs came back, and we all made cookies."

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

'Is that you, Take That?'

Giant Birthday Cake

"We're not dividing the bill. We're dividing the calories. Two people had cheesecake..."

"Brilliant idea of yours,darling-only inviting no-sweet tooths!"

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

'I always thought the expression 'the road to success is paved with failure' was just a random saying and not the literal truth...'

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

'I'm waiting for the Government to build an elevator!'

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

The Five Major Rule Changes in Major League Baseball.

'My husband wants to see your most expensive diamonds.'

"They represent the candy cane guild."

'We bought thinking we'd enjoy being only a stone's throw from the playground.'

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'Thou shalt make room for donuts...it's a new commandment for the Church of Danae.'

Gingerbread House