Amorous Alchemist T-Shirts

'Ralph developed a love potion at the lab, but then the dog drank it.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Bear Costume

"This will be hilarious!"

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

Barman In Love.

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

Romantic Tree Carving

'It's an experiment to stop time.'

Pheromones.

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

Science And Society 1923

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

Perfect Match

'Wow - My kind of man.'

'You are crazy, but in a NICE way.'

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

Lovers in ruffled dresses

"Look, hon, I know both of our schedules have been crazy, but I still think we should take time out to consummate our marriage."

"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."

'Why Isaac Newton kept returning to alchemy...' 'There's just no money in gravity.'

7 Dwarves of Valentines Day

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

Barbara Cartland