Romantic Chemist T-Shirts

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

Compound Interest

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Carbon Dating.

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

Intellectual Foreplay...

Pheromones.

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

Science And Society 1923

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."

"We need to talk. Here - it's all in this 342-slide power point."

"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."

"I see - Gravity keeps the Earth in orbit but love makes the world go 'round."

"In the spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love. Few people know that right after Tennyson said that, his girlfriend hit him over the head with a bowling pin.

"I like you and all, Carl, but you've just got too many problems."

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

'It's both physical and chemical. She works in a lab.'

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"Sorry, I'm looking for a more permanent relationship."

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

"Maybe marriage is what I need, Gregorio. Sometiems I wonder if I'm living my life for other people...instead of living life for myself."

We have to accept we'll never be together – we're both corner pieces.