Romantic Chemist T-Shirts

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

Compound Interest

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Carbon Dating.

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

Intellectual Foreplay...

Pheromones.

Science And Society 1923

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

"We need to talk. Here - it's all in this 342-slide power point."

"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

"I see - Gravity keeps the Earth in orbit but love makes the world go 'round."

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

'It's both physical and chemical. She works in a lab.'

"Maybe marriage is what I need, Gregorio. Sometiems I wonder if I'm living my life for other people...instead of living life for myself."

Valentine Comix

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"I don't know if I've mentioned this before, Greg, but you are a very attractive man."