Chemical Romantic Gifts

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't

Right click for yes...

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

Big Data Tonight

Online Dating

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'Your website or mine?'

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

Online marriage ceremony.

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

Science And Society 1923

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

I Drew a Hot Guy

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

'That must be my computer date.'

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

Maybe I was wrong?

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"I talked Vladi into skipping the transition to democracy in his country and just shooting straight over here with me."

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

Cyber Love

A man with heart shaped head singing to a fuzzy flying heart

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"