Chemical Poet Gifts

Looking for a gift for your favorite chemical poet? Discover witty mugs, tees, pillows, and prints that blend poetic charm with scientific wit, perfect for anyone who finds beauty in chemistry and words. These uniquely crafted items bring a playful touch to the world of science and poetry, making them a thoughtful gift for creative souls who love to mix elements and verses.

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'Yes love is a potent drug indeed...but I still don't think we can analyze it using gas chromatography...'

'Yes love is a potent drug indeed...but I still don't think we can analyze it using gas chromatography...' mockup

'Yes love is a potent drug indeed...but I still don't think we can analyze it using gas chromatography...'

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"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word." mockup

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

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"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' " mockup

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

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"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

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"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same." mockup

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

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"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?" mockup

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

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Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut. mockup

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

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"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce." mockup

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

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'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.' mockup

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

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"You're going to hate yourself."

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"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep." mockup

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

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"Meet The Author"

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"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here." mockup

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

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Edgar Allen Poe

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"Do me next."

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'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...' mockup

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

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"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole." mockup

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

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One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry mockup

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

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"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue." mockup

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

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"Now I really hate poetry."

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1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

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1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

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"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary." mockup

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

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Why we need poetry. . .

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Carbon Dating.

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"My novel is not a doorstop!"

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Molecules You Ought to be Aware of. mockup

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

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The Style of Elements

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Scientists are sexy

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John Bunyan

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When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings mockup

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

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"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't." mockup

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

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"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

"It turns out everyone here is self-published." mockup

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

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The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

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The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

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Chemical Poet Gifts Collection

Chemical Poet Mugs

Explore our range of chemical poet mugs—quench their curiosity and wit with designs that celebrate science and poetry in every sip.

Chemical Poet Pillows

Find charming chemical poet pillows, adding a cozy and intelligent touch to any living space or workspace.

Chemical Poet Prints

Brighten their environment with stunning prints inspired by chemical poetry—perfect for those who love to blend science with art.

Chemical Poet T-Shirts

Discover witty chemical poet t-shirts perfect for showcasing their love of chemistry and verse in style and comfort.