Toolbox Romantic Pillows

"And I say they're girl bolts, cause guy bolts usually have two nuts."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Online Dating

Big Data Tonight

D.I.Y with dad.

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'What I appreciate even more than its remarkable speed and accuracy are the words of understanding and compassion I get from it.'

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'That must be my computer date.'

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

Cook asking for her vinaigrette after recieving an offer from the dustman

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

"I bought it on Amazon. They have a good return policy."

Using a social media app to date

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Two video cameras fall in love at first sight.

"It was quite evident Ned had fallen in love with technology."

Computer dating.

Blind data.

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

Computer Chips from outer space fall for a pc.

Love letter via email.

Looking For Love.

Hippex

'But remember - just because I said you were wrong doesn't mean I don't love you.'