Toolbox Romantic Gifts

"And I say they're girl bolts, cause guy bolts usually have two nuts."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Big Data Tonight

Online Dating

D.I.Y with dad.

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'What I appreciate even more than its remarkable speed and accuracy are the words of understanding and compassion I get from it.'

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

Cook asking for her vinaigrette after recieving an offer from the dustman

"I only need two tools: WD-40 if something doesn't move that should, and duct tape if something moves that shouldn't!"

'That must be my computer date.'

"I bought it on Amazon. They have a good return policy."

Using a social media app to date

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

Two video cameras fall in love at first sight.

"It was quite evident Ned had fallen in love with technology."

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

Computer dating.

Blind data.

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

Love letter via email.

'But remember - just because I said you were wrong doesn't mean I don't love you.'

Hippex

No, my date didn't go well. I was saying a I had an electrical short circuit when I told you sparks were flying.

Looking For Love.