Typewriter Romantic Gifts

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Hippex

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

I think you're ace

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

Big Data Tonight

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

Intellectual Foreplay...

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

Sales Secretary

'You use the former when wooing your beloved and the latter during negotiations with your divorce lawyers.'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

'That must be my computer date.'

"Winter must be coming. The people in my novel are starting to wear mittens."

'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...'

A writer working on a typewriter is wearing a shirt with William Shakespeare's face on it.

General Writing War and Peace

Using a social media app to date

The Language of Love

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

"The couple will now exchange vows they wrote themselves, because I guess mine weren't good enough, but, whatever, let's see what you've got."

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

Love, death and grammar.

"Infusion break, honey bun."

Two video cameras fall in love at first sight.

'I feel obligated to tell you that this offer may expire without prior written notice.'

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."