Romantic Typists Gifts

Nethead strip: Internet relationships

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Someone who knows apostrophes

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

I think you're ace

Italica

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

'Very good and to the point.'

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

Book lovers

'How many words per minute do you type?'

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

Intellectual Foreplay...

'You use the former when wooing your beloved and the latter during negotiations with your divorce lawyers.'

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'

'How many words a minute do you type?' - 'Big ones or little ones?'

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

Wussapalooka

School of Arts and Sciences.

'I can type 500 words per minute.'

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

Two minds but with a single thought.

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

Nice moves—is that an air piano or are you doing the E-Mail?"