Retro Typist Gifts

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

The Missing Sock Returns

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Early Colour TV

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

Colonial Larrysburg.

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

The Old Time Television Channel

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

'Very good and to the point.'

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'Nice graphics.'

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Alien attack in the 1950s

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Sales Secretary

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

Gramaphone Man.

A 1950's Barber Shop

School of Arts and Sciences.

I'm a child of the early 5o's who has found time in retirement to become tech savvy. You're a mid-century modern.

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."