Typography Lover Gifts

Italica

"A committee designed the logo."

'Very good and to the point.'

"It's spelled A-N-G-E-L-S. Why?"

Try a new font

"Sans serif would give it a cleaner, more modern look."

School of Arts and Sciences.

'Well, what do you know? I guess I made one helluva misprint on these flyers.'

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

'Gerroff...you're not my type!'

'They didn't misspell it. . . they just got it backwards.'

Bada bing bada boom!

Please Sign the Visitors Book

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'Nice graphics.'

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

'I told you. . . H not S!'

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

The origins of bullet points.

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

Alphabet Soup: Now in a bold new font.

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

The most important part of your job application. Font selection.

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.