Typography Buff Gifts

Cartoon of Eggs.

Mobster Typo

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Sign Reform

'Very good and to the point.'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

'Nice graphics.'

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

'I'm going to dictate a stern letter of reprimand for Watkins, but let's soften the blow with a Comic Sans font.'

'I told you. . . H not S!'

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

Just don't mention his size. He's so case-sensitive. D D d

Francis Picabia

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

School of Arts and Sciences.

Foodies at a Diner. We'll have the alphabet soup, unless it's Helvetica or Times New Roman.

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

'So, the memo said, 'twenty-one gnu salute' huh?'

The origins of bullet points.

A writer working on a typewriter is wearing a shirt with William Shakespeare's face on it.

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

Alphabet Soup: Now in a bold new font.

General Writing War and Peace

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

Ignore that guy - He thinks he deserves attention because he's italicized. I.