Typographers Gifts

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Very good and to the point.'

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

'Nice graphics.'

'How can you make so many mistakes in one report?'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

'I told you. . . H not S!'

School of Arts and Sciences.

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

The origins of bullet points.

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

Alphabet Soup: Now in a bold new font.

The most important part of your job application. Font selection.

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.