Typographers Mugs

'I've told you before, Comic Sans, we don't serve your type in here.'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Sign Reform

'Very good and to the point.'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

'Nice graphics.'

'How can you make so many mistakes in one report?'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

Foodies at a Diner. We'll have the alphabet soup, unless it's Helvetica or Times New Roman.

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

Francis Picabia

Just don't mention his size. He's so case-sensitive. D D d

School of Arts and Sciences.

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

Wussapalooka

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

'I told you. . . H not S!'

'So, the memo said, 'twenty-one gnu salute' huh?'

The origins of bullet points.

Alphabet Soup: Now in a bold new font.

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

Ignore that guy - He thinks he deserves attention because he's italicized. I.

I've given up on my youthful dreams of having a big income, a big house and a big car. At this point, I've settled for having a BIG FONT.