Typography Technician Gifts

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

Copycats

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

Sign Reform

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Very good and to the point.'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

'Nice graphics.'

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

Just don't mention his size. He's so case-sensitive. D D d

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

"You say we're running low on stock? Couldn't we just print out some new ones?"

Francis Picabia

'I told you. . . H not S!'

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

School of Arts and Sciences.

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

Foodies at a Diner. We'll have the alphabet soup, unless it's Helvetica or Times New Roman.

'So, the memo said, 'twenty-one gnu salute' huh?'

The origins of bullet points.

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

Alphabet Soup: Now in a bold new font.

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

Ignore that guy - He thinks he deserves attention because he's italicized. I.

I've given up on my youthful dreams of having a big income, a big house and a big car. At this point, I've settled for having a BIG FONT.