Typography Technician Gifts

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

Copycats

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Very good and to the point.'

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'Nice graphics.'

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

"You say we're running low on stock? Couldn't we just print out some new ones?"

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

'I told you. . . H not S!'

School of Arts and Sciences.

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

The origins of bullet points.

Alphabet Soup: Now in a bold new font.

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

'Look, dear. Our printer's first words.'