Printing Technician Gifts

'The copier's died on me. Can you send a replacement?'

'George is from the 'old school' of printing...!'

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Copycats

Where Indian ink came from.

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

The First Printed Bible

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

David Hockney

RBG, RGB, CMYK

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

'Ah, Gutenberg, I'm just writing an article about your silly bookpress.'

'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

Printers

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

Alberto Giacometti.

"Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?"

'As a cost-cutting measure, from now on we're going to print the stimulus money on recycled paper.'

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

Johannes Gutenberg

David Hockney

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

"You say we're running low on stock? Couldn't we just print out some new ones?"

Condensed Books.

"I've scanned all our clothes into our computer and emailed them to the hotel we'll be staying at."