Printer Repair Technician Gifts

'The printer repair guy.'

"Out of toner."

Copycats

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

Computer operator welding machine.

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

Do you know what it means when all your financial statements are in red ink?' 'That it's time to change the printer cartridge?'

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

"You say we're running low on stock? Couldn't we just print out some new ones?"

Go on! Pick a card.

'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

Computer Frustration

'Look, dear. Our printer's first words.'

Working in recovery of Hurricane

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Genius Bar

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

"Yes, tech support? My laptop was really slow, so I shot it – what should I do now?"

Caveman wheel repairers.

We're with the gutter cleaning service ….

If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It Shop.