Printer Repair Detective Gifts

'Printer not out of order.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Copycats

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"Oh great, the printer is down."

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of Article L in the contract clearly states ...'

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

Do you know what it means when all your financial statements are in red ink?' 'That it's time to change the printer cartridge?'

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

"You say we're running low on stock? Couldn't we just print out some new ones?"

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

Fine Print Letters

'Look, dear. Our printer's first words.'

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

Same Day Glasses - "They'll be ready in a month. It's not my fault you couldn't read the fine print."

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'

Printer Jam Session

"Where's that special cartridge we use to print campaign promises...the one with disappearing ink?"

Lawyer to lady: 'Since I specialize in eye injuries, I've eliminated all the fine print.'

"Sometimes I think you're only with me for the printer cartridge refills."

So, would you like the model that only types verbs, or the one that only types nouns?

"You forgot to read the small print Mr Burrows. My charges are ten pounds a letter and you have two hundred and thirty three on this page."

"Out of toner."

'George is from the 'old school' of printing...!'

Think Zero Defects

"The fine print, in the contract, can be read only if held up to a mirror."

'The printer repair guy.'

Sad demise of a workaholic

'I do wish you wouldn't use those Polish printers.'