Printer Problem Survivor Gifts

"They fixed the printer."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Copycats

Computer Room.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"Oh great, the printer is down."

The First Printed Bible

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

Do you know what it means when all your financial statements are in red ink?' 'That it's time to change the printer cartridge?'

'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

"You say we're running low on stock? Couldn't we just print out some new ones?"

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

'Look, dear. Our printer's first words.'

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

"Where's that special cartridge we use to print campaign promises...the one with disappearing ink?"

So, would you like the model that only types verbs, or the one that only types nouns?

"Out of toner."

Printer Jam Session

"Sometimes I think you're only with me for the printer cartridge refills."

'The printer repair guy.'

Sad demise of a workaholic

"I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress."

'Hello. My name is Gutenberg, and I have a swell new idea for something called a 'foldout'....'

Printers Jammed

"'LOCAL FAILURE...?' That's just cruel."

'I do wish you wouldn't use those Polish printers.'

'My teacher has said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'