Printer Maintenance Gifts

Do you know what it means when all your financial statements are in red ink?' 'That it's time to change the printer cartridge?'

Copycats

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"Lovely dovetail."

The First Printed Bible

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Lazy plumber.

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

'Ah, Gutenberg, I'm just writing an article about your silly bookpress.'

'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

Printers

"You say we're running low on stock? Couldn't we just print out some new ones?"

Johannes Gutenberg

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

"Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?"

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

'As a cost-cutting measure, from now on we're going to print the stimulus money on recycled paper.'

Condensed Books.