Printer Mechanic Gifts

'I can't repair the manual printing machine. The manual is illegible.'

Copycats

Where Indian ink came from.

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

The First Printed Bible

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

David Hockney

RBG, RGB, CMYK

Do you know what it means when all your financial statements are in red ink?' 'That it's time to change the printer cartridge?'

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

'Ah, Gutenberg, I'm just writing an article about your silly bookpress.'

'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

Printers

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

"Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?"

Alberto Giacometti.

Johannes Gutenberg

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

'As a cost-cutting measure, from now on we're going to print the stimulus money on recycled paper.'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

David Hockney

"You say we're running low on stock? Couldn't we just print out some new ones?"

Condensed Books.

David Hockney

Home Business - Business Cards.

'Look, dear. Our printer's first words.'

Desktop Press, what do you think?'

Breakfast Printing Press

An old-fashioned printer using an Albion press.