Printer Operator Gifts

'It can print information at the rate of 5,600 words per minute. Run a help wanted ad for someone who can read 5,600 words per minute.'

Copycats

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

The First Printed Bible

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

Time Clock

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

'Ah, Gutenberg, I'm just writing an article about your silly bookpress.'

'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

Printers

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

"You say we're running low on stock? Couldn't we just print out some new ones?"

Johannes Gutenberg

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

'As a cost-cutting measure, from now on we're going to print the stimulus money on recycled paper.'

"Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?"

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

Condensed Books.

Home Business - Business Cards.

'Look, dear. Our printer's first words.'

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