Printer_shop_owner Gifts

'The fact that 'you used to copy other people's work at school' is hardly a qualification for the job, Mr Snodd'

Copycats

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Cut Price

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Rodin's Browser

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Sale.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'I'll take it!'

'Gerald, it's so nice to see you finally getting closer to your employees.'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

Decapitated coffee.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

The Cat's Alarm Clock

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Honesty in retail

Online Shopping.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

A Lady Out Shopping.

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

Green Energy used to power polluting industries