Paint Shop Owner Gifts

'Uh... Mr. Clark? It's ironic you brought your car in to have flames added...'

Copycats

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Cut Price

'Bert's dog training.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"He's already getting attached to you."

Labor Day Flowers

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Cat Show

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

Sale.

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'I'll take it!'

'I'll take him.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Lap fish..."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

Honesty in retail

'I think there's been some mistake...'