Paint Shop Owner Mugs

'Uh... Mr. Clark? It's ironic you brought your car in to have flames added...'

Copycats

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'Bert's dog training.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Cut Price

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"He's already getting attached to you."

Labor Day Flowers

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

Sale.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

"Lap fish..."

'I'll take it!'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'I'll take him.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

Honesty in retail

Online Shopping.

'I think there's been some mistake...'