Craft Store Owner Mugs

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Toadstools

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Cut Price

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"How soon will this be a remnant

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Sale.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'I'll take it!'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

Online Shopping.

Honesty in retail

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

A Lady Out Shopping.

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

'Uh-oh.'

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

It's an I-O-Ewe.

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

"You never know what will catch on!"

'Just look'in'

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"