Antiques Shop Owner Mugs

Americana Cafe: Wanted: Dumb Waiter

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

Rodin's Browser

You had me at vintage.

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Antiques

Sale.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

'I'll take it!'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Honesty in retail

Online Shopping.

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange