Antiques Shop Owner Mugs

Americana Cafe: Wanted: Dumb Waiter

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

You had me at vintage.

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Rodin's Browser

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

Sale.

Antiques

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'I'll take it!'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Online Shopping.

Honesty in retail

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange