Antique Shop Owner Mugs

"So what's new..?"

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

Southwark Fair.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Rodin's Browser

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

You had me at vintage.

Sale.

Antiques

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'I'll take it!'

The First Printed Bible

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Honesty in retail

Online Shopping.