Carpet Store Owner Mugs

"These clouds are really plush!"

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'Bert's dog training.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Cut Price

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"He's already getting attached to you."

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Leak in the fish tank.

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"How soon will this be a remnant

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

A dog at the bakery.

Sale.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

Fancy Feast. Very small brown mouse in gravy.

"I'll take this one."

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'I'll take him.'