Carpet Store Owner T-Shirts

"These clouds are really plush!"

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Cut Price

'Bert's dog training.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"He's already getting attached to you."

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"How soon will this be a remnant

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

Cat Show

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Leak in the fish tank.

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

Sale.

A dog at the bakery.

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'I'll take him.'

Fancy Feast. Very small brown mouse in gravy.

"Lap fish..."