Craft Store Owner T-Shirts

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Cut Price

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Toadstools

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"How soon will this be a remnant

Sale.

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'I'll take it!'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

Online Shopping.

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Honesty in retail

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

A Lady Out Shopping.

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

'Uh-oh.'

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

'Just look'in'

"I wonder what this was for."

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

It's an I-O-Ewe.

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"