Stationary Shop Owner Mugs

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

Copycats

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'Bert's dog training.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Cut Price

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"He's already getting attached to you."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

Sale.

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

'I'll take it!'

"Lap fish..."

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

Local food for local consumption

'I'll take him.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

Honesty in retail

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"Phew, that was close."

Online Shopping.

'I think there's been some mistake...'