Stationery Shop Owner Mugs

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

"He sells his quills dirt cheap. It's on the ink and parchment that he gets you."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Copycats

'C'mon get it straight.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Stationery Shop

The Pencil and Sharpener

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

"Remember, 'borrowing' a pencil means not eating it like you did last time."

Man with post it note

"He thinks he never makes mistakes."

Biro Diversity

Dip Pen

"I want one of those. He takes notes and DOODLES at the same time."

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

"I think my little talk on 'abuse of office stationery' went rather well today dear."

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'