Stationary Shop Owner Pillows

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

Copycats

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Cut Price

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'Bert's dog training.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"He's already getting attached to you."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Cat Show

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

Sale.

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

Local food for local consumption

'I'll take it!'

'I'll take him.'

"Lap fish..."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Honesty in retail

"Phew, that was close."

'I think there's been some mistake...'