Craft Shop Owner Pillows

'Say what you will about Mad Dog Jensen... He was the craftiest adversary we ever faced!'

Copycats

Toadstools

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Labor Day Flowers

"How soon will this be a remnant

Arts and crafts

Sale.

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'I'll take it!'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Online Shopping.

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

Honesty in retail

'I think there's been some mistake...'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

"What flower says you're sorry without admitting wrongdoing?"

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Pelican and Origami

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

A Lady Out Shopping.

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

Printers

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

"I wonder what this was for."

'Just look'in'

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

Christmas Craftwork