Paint Store Employee Gifts

You Find The Colour - We'll Match It!

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

Labrador for sale

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

I'm color blind, please help.

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

Man and boy look in a pet store windows full of puppies and a half-dog half-snake creature

Recipes.

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

'Rodin's wet blanket'

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

'Perhaps you'd like to try something a little firmer, madam?'

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

Pet Shop Vacation

Children line up to talk to Santa

'This must be the work clothes section.'

music store

"Life is just a bowl of water."