Paint Store Employee Pillows

You Find The Colour - We'll Match It!

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

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'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

I'm color blind, please help.

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

Man and boy look in a pet store windows full of puppies and a half-dog half-snake creature

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

Recipes.

'Rodin's wet blanket'

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

'Perhaps you'd like to try something a little firmer, madam?'

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

Children line up to talk to Santa

Pet Shop Vacation

'This must be the work clothes section.'

Men painting red and white.

music store

"Life is just a bowl of water."