"The Santa vacancy has gone but I may be able to use you in the Roof Garden...."
Department Store Workers Gifts
Looking for a gift for the department store worker in your life? Explore our collection of witty and thoughtful products designed to honor their daily hustle. From mugs to prints, find the perfect way to say thanks or bring a smile to their face.
Killer Executive Suits.
'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'
"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"
'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'
'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'
"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."
Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.
'She's so put together!'
"Most of these pelts were suicides."
Special offer on snakeskin ties.
I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.
A women in a shoeshop.
"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."
"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."
Friday
New Suit.
"How was work?"
'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'
"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."
New Shoes.
'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'
'I'd like to return this, please.'
"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"
"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"
'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'
'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'
"We need a union!'
Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.
Hardy Annuals
Unfinished Funiture Store.
Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .
Shoes Make The Man
Item #3715 - cozy cardigan
Stationery Shop
Department Store Workers Gifts Collection
Department Store Workers Mugs
Discover more mugs celebrating department store workers—ideal for brightening their mornings or giving as a thoughtful gift.
Department Store Workers Pillows
Find cozy, humorous pillows that bring comfort and a smile to any department store worker’s home or break room.
Department Store Workers Prints
Shop our vibrant prints that honor retail professionals and add personality to their workspace or home décor.
Department Store Workers T-Shirts
Explore our collection of humorous and proud t-shirts perfect for retail heroes in the department store world.