Photography Shop Owner Gifts

'Someday your prints will come.'

Copycats

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'Bert's dog training.'

Cut Price

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"He's already getting attached to you."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Painting taking root...

Misunderstood artist

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Rodin's Browser

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"Now this I get."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Sale.