Printers Gifts

STRIP Hambone: Dangerous laser printers

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Copycats

Where Indian ink came from.

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"Oh great, the printer is down."

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

The First Printed Bible

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

David Hockney

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

RBG, RGB, CMYK

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

'Ah, Gutenberg, I'm just writing an article about your silly bookpress.'

'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

Printers

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

"Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?"

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

David Hockney

"You say we're running low on stock? Couldn't we just print out some new ones?"

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

'As a cost-cutting measure, from now on we're going to print the stimulus money on recycled paper.'

Johannes Gutenberg

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

Alberto Giacometti.