Printer Technician Gifts

Copycats

Gutenberg invents the paper jam.

"Here's the problem...somebody set the laser printer on stun"

'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'

STRIP Hambone: Dangerous laser printers

"Oh great, the printer is down."

'Help!' - Man drained of all colour down to his ankles is in the ink refil shop.

'We're rich beyond our wildest dreams. We've struck printer ink!'

In-house printing.

"Is there anyone around who knows how to change the ink cartridge in this printer?"

'Right forget bank notes or bullion... next job we nab printer cartridges.'

'This is a printers, sir......And no I won't have your baby!'

Sad demise of a workaholic

"I tried counterfeiting for a while, but the copier kept breaking down."

"And this printer can automatically print coffee rings and cigarette burns on any report to appear you spent all night on it."

"We've struck liquid gold! It's printer ink!"

In a freak accident Mike managed to photocopy himself.

"Having problems with the laser printer again?"

Printers Jammed

Printer Jam Session

"I thought it was time to clean my printer."

"Sometimes I think you're only with me for the printer cartridge refills."

A snake charmer charms listing paper

"You say we're running low on stock? Couldn't we just print out some new ones?"

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

Ink cartridge sales

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

'Number 3, come forward and flash your paper jam light repeatedly.'

Odd Moments in Computer History: Fred came up with a creative solution when he ran out of continuous forms.

'I do wish you wouldn't use those Polish printers.'

Fred shouldn't have tried to save money by using an old dot-matrix printer to print Black Velvet paintings.

'Look, dear. Our printer's first words.'

"Hello Technical Support? Could you come and look at our printer? Young Cummings appears to have jammed it."

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"