Printer Repair Detective Mugs

'Printer not out of order.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Copycats

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"Oh great, the printer is down."

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of Article L in the contract clearly states ...'

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

Do you know what it means when all your financial statements are in red ink?' 'That it's time to change the printer cartridge?'

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'

"You say we're running low on stock? Couldn't we just print out some new ones?"

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

Fine Print Letters

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

'Look, dear. Our printer's first words.'

Same Day Glasses - "They'll be ready in a month. It's not my fault you couldn't read the fine print."

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'

Printer Jam Session

Lawyer to lady: 'Since I specialize in eye injuries, I've eliminated all the fine print.'

So, would you like the model that only types verbs, or the one that only types nouns?

"Where's that special cartridge we use to print campaign promises...the one with disappearing ink?"

'George is from the 'old school' of printing...!'

"Out of toner."

"Sometimes I think you're only with me for the printer cartridge refills."

"You forgot to read the small print Mr Burrows. My charges are ten pounds a letter and you have two hundred and thirty three on this page."

Think Zero Defects

"The fine print, in the contract, can be read only if held up to a mirror."

'The printer repair guy.'

Sad demise of a workaholic

Printers Jammed