Printer Repair Technician Prints

'The printer repair guy.'

"Out of toner."

Copycats

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

Computer operator welding machine.

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

Do you know what it means when all your financial statements are in red ink?' 'That it's time to change the printer cartridge?'

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'

Go on! Pick a card.

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'

"You say we're running low on stock? Couldn't we just print out some new ones?"

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

Working in recovery of Hurricane

"Yes, tech support? My laptop was really slow, so I shot it – what should I do now?"

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

Caveman wheel repairers.

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

Genius Bar

'Look, dear. Our printer's first words.'

Computer Frustration

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'